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Get High-Quality Weed in DC

Your trusted spot for premium cannabis products in Washington DC.

 
 
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ABOUT No kids allowed dc

Awarded the top spot among Washington DC dispensaries, no kids allowed offers a curated selection of exotic flower strains, delicious edibles, potent concentrates, and exclusive streetwear. Conveniently located near the Capitol building, we provide high-quality cannabis to both DC residents and tourists.

The best part? Unlike other Washington DC pot dispensaries, you don’t need a medical marijuana card to buy weed in DC from our dispensary. Our team of expert cannabis connoisseurs is here to ensure you have an unforgettable experience and answer any questions you may have—there are no bad questions here! And don’t worry, everything is legal, so you're in good hands.

 
 
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HOW TO BUY WEED IN DC

At no kids allowed, getting the best weed in Washington DC is simple and legal. Whether you’re a resident or visiting, we’re your go-to dispensary in Washington DC. Here's how buying weed in DC works:

 
 
 
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1. Step one

Explore our menu online or visit our store to choose from a variety of premium cannabis products.

 
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2. Step two

Show a valid state ID proving you’re 21+ and make your purchase in-store (cash and debit card only).

 
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3. Step Three

From edibles to flowers, enjoy your top-quality cannabis in Washington DC.

 
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Why We're One of the Best Dispensaries in DC

With over 2,500+ five-star reviews, no kids allowed is known for being one of the best weed dispensaries in Washington DC. Don’t settle for sketchy shops—our dispensary in DC carries only the highest-quality flower, edibles, concentrates, and more featuring artwork from local artists and the best team of budtenders you’ve ever encountered.

 
 
 

Why Shop at No Kids Allowed?

  • No Medical Card Required: Buy weed in DC without the need for a medical marijuana card. Perfect for residents and tourists.

  • 100% Legal Purchases: Our dispensary in DC ensures all your cannabis purchases are completely legal, allowing you to enjoy peace of mind.

  • Privacy & Discretion: Shop with privacy and enjoy a discreet experience at our Washington DC dispensary.

 
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Unbeatable Washington DC Weed Deals You Can't Miss

Check out our amazing deals on pre-rolls, concentrates, and flower. Reach out to learn more about our latest offers on the best cannabis in Washington DC.

 

SILVER MONDAYS

Customers 65 years and older receive 10% off their order / All Day

Customers receive free samples and information about a selected products / While Supplies Last


TEACHER TUESDAYs

10% off all orders / 6:30PM to 8:30PM


LADIES NIGHT WEDNESDAYs

10% off orders for customers who identify as women / 6:30PM to 8:30PM


GAME DAY FRIDAYs

All customers with purchases over $125 get to spin our prize wheel / All Day

 
 

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Not sure where to buy weed in DC or how to purchase it legally? No problem! We’re here to guide you through every step of the process.

 
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FAQ

+ Do I need a medical marijuana card to buy weed in DC?

No, you do not need a medical marijuana card to purchase cannabis from No Kids Allowed. Our dispensary is open to all customers 21+ with a valid state ID. However, starting in Spring 2025, we will transition to a licensed dispensary and a medical marijuana card will be required for purchases.

+ What type of cannabis products do you offer?

We carry a variety of products including premium flower, edibles, concentrates, vapes, and more. Check out our full menu for the best cannabis in Washington DC.

+ Is weed legal in Washington DC?

Yes, recreational cannabis is legal in Washington DC for adults 21 and over. At No Kids Allowed, all of our cannabis products are 100% legal and compliant with local regulations.

+ How much weed can I buy at one time?

You can legally purchase up to the possession limit, which is up to two ounces of cannabis flower at a time in Washington DC. Limits may vary for other product types like concentrates and edibles.

+ Can I order weed online in DC?

Yes! You can browse our full menu and place your order online for easy in-store pick-up. We make buying weed in DC as convenient as possible. If you have any questions on your purchase, please call us at (202) 897-5993.

+ What’s the difference between Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid strains?

Indica strains tend to provide relaxing effects, Sativa strains are more uplifting, and Hybrids offer a balanced combination. Our team can help you choose the right strain for your needs.

+ Which payment methods do you accept?

We accept cash payments only at this time. Make sure to bring enough cash with you when shopping at our dispensary in DC.

+ Do you carry CBD products?

Yes, we offer a range of CBD products including tinctures, edibles, and topicals, perfect for those seeking the benefits of cannabis without the psychoactive effects of THC..

+ Do you offer cannabis delivery in Washington DC?

Currently, we only offer in-store pick-up for your orders. Place your order online and stop by our dispensary to pick up your products.
+ Can tourists buy weed in DC?

Yes! Whether you're a local or visiting Washington DC, as long as you are 21+ with a valid state ID, you can purchase cannabis from our dispensary.

 
 
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NO KIDS ALLOWED DC

637 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE SE

STE B WASHINGTON, DC 20003

(202) 897-5993

INFO@NOKIDSALLOWED.CLUB


Monday: 12pm-7pm

Tuesday-Thursday: 10am-9pm

Friday-Saturday: 10am-10pm

Sunday: 10am-8pm